A Car Crash
| mr. wood: | Is my car ready yet? |
| attendant: | I don't know, sir. What's the number of your car? |
| mr. wood: | It's LFZ 312 G. |
| attendant: | When did you bring it to us? |
| mr. wood: | I brought it here three days ago. |
| attendant: | Ah yes, I remember now. |
| mr. wood: | Have your mechanics finished yet? |
| attendant: | No, they're still working on it. Let's go into the garage and have a look at it. |
| attendant: | Isn't that your car? |
| mr. wood: | Well, it was my car. |
| attendant: | Didn't you have a crash? |
| mr. wood: | That's right. I drove it into a lamp-post. Can your mechanics repair it? |
| attendant: | Well, they're trying to repair it, sir. But to tell you the truth, you need a new car! |